1,680 Quotes About Comedy
- Author Lynsay Sands
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I'm starved." -Juli"How can you be starved? You just ate a huge bowl of popcorn." -Elspeth"Popcorn isn't food, it's popcorn." -Vicki
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- Author Jonathan Larson
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VIVA LA VIE BOHEME!
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- Author Yana Toboso
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I want a baby of my very own one day, but it seems that my being male is a BIIIIT of a problem.
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- Author Christopher Moore
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But she's a redhead, so she's probably evil, even at her tender age.""I thought you liked redheads.""I do. What's your point?
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- Author Frank Zappa
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The Ultimate Rule ought to be: 'If it sounds GOOD to you, it's bitchin'; if it sounds BAD to YOU, it's shitty. The more your musical experience, the easier it is to define for yourself what you like and what you don't like. American radio listeners, raised on a diet of _____ (fill in the blank), have experienced a musical universe so small they cannot begin to know what they like.
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- Author Graham Chapman
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I fart in your general direction.
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- Author Lenny Bruce
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Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.
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- Author Janet Evanovich
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He squinted at me. "What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control?
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- Author Jeff Kinney
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Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!
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