Quotes tagged Comedy - Quotesperation

That bloody bastard! That thrice accursed son of a bitch!

-Cornelia Funke

...teaching is, after all, a form of show business.

-Steve Martin

Author Patrick Major Dallas OR
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She had a voice so husky it could have pulled a dogsled, and the gun she was holding gave me a bad case of barrel envy.
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#comedy #dogs #gun #humor #metaphor #voice #weird
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She had a voice so husky it could have pulled a dogsled, and the gun she was holding gave me a bad case of barrel envy.

-Patrick Major Dallas OR

No one will laugh at how great things are for somebody.

-Harold Ramis

Author Daniel Prokop
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Even amidst tragedy there is laughter, sometimes farce. The degree of farce depends on who is running the tragedy.
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#comedy #laughter #tragedy
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Even amidst tragedy there is laughter, sometimes farce. The degree of farce depends on who is running the tragedy.

-Daniel Prokop

Author Bruce Robinson
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BALLS! We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them HERE, and we want them NOW.
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#comedy #drinking #wine
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BALLS! We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them HERE, and we want them NOW.

-Bruce Robinson

Author Mollie Gross
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It seemed harmless enough until she misplaced her "Dildo" and started calling the neighbors to ask if she could borrow one of theirs!
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It seemed harmless enough until she misplaced her "Dildo" and started calling the neighbors to ask if she could borrow one of theirs!

-Mollie Gross

What are you gonna help us with? That very tiny used condom?

-Booth

If those at your top are weak, your bottom will be rotten

-Benny Bellamacina