1,680 Quotes About Comedy

Niagara falls, Viagra rises.

The strangest thing about becoming an atheist was how little things changed. With no divine rules or threat of eternal punishment hanging over my head, I still somehow managed to not lie, cheat, steal, or kill anybody. Although to be honest, I was a little confused as to why we weren't lying, cheating, or stealing. Not killing people still made sense, but why, for example, should we not steal some peanut butter crackers from the unmanned mini-mart in this Holiday Inn?

I ain’t nobody’s sidekick.I AM Batman And Robin, minus the mask, plus the vagina.

Les psychiatres, c'est très efficace. Moi, avant, je pissais au lit, j'avais honte. Je suis allé voir un psychiatre, je suis guéri. Maintenant, je pisse au lit, mais j'en suis fier.Psychiatrists are very efficient. Before, I used to wet the bed. I went to see a psychiatrist, and was cured. Now, when I wet the bed, I'm proud of it.

No, Spock. He means that he feels safer about your guesses than most other people's facts. - McCoy, The Voyage Home

Comedy is the first of the arts to fall victim to political correctness.

We're in and out in five minutes tops," I reminded everyone. "Just like the studio. Five minutes of rock and roll. Ax? You keep us honest, okay?""Of course. But I was not aware that we would be involved in perpetrating a deception.

It's a comedy, but I'm sure I'll cry.

Life is a comedy to which we are all crying