1,680 Quotes About Comedy

Well, you can’t spell ridiculous without dic—

The religion of Hell is patriotism, and the government is an enlightened democracy.

Food without wine is like a car without wheels.

The moment vanity officially leaves your life is when you look down to discover an asslike configuration living where your front pockets should be.

You’d be surprised how often we see this injury in New York,' he told me. The deli-flowers-rubber-band-eye-snap thing. Beware.

Somewhere in the back of my head must have been the thought that No leads to dead ends, and Yes leads to possibilities. Again, hearkening back to my improv days, this was the ultimate "Yes And.

She probably needs to pee.

Masked by a pair of pink cotton panties, the man looks like some sort of deranged bank robber.

... she reflects for a moment and then mutters to herself, 'Maybe that shithead’s right? Maybe God does hate Buffalo?