1,680 Quotes About Comedy

Mr. Nothing looked ready to bolt out of the place. But it was too crowded to bolt. He would have to shuffle. And shuffling away from an argument was never a cool thing to do. I suspected Mr. Nothing, as most celebrities must, spent a lot of time trying to figure out various ways to look cool.

The thing that ruined your life makes you good at your work. And then you get rewarded at work, so you don’t bother to fix it in your life.

Death is the source of comedy; we had had to invent ‘comedy’ to ease ourselves vis-à-vis death, to reduce our fears vis-à-vis exitus!

Myrtle Mae, you have a lot to learn, and I hope you never learn it.

Her father huffed. "Take Rory with you too. He's better at this sneaking around stuff than you are.""Always knew I'd make you proud, Da," Rory said.

Rory, can you pick the lock?""Really, Moll?" Rory said. "I know I can be irresponsible, but I'm not a bloody cat burglar. Of course I can't pick the lock!

It was too early in the morning for this fuckery.

You boys may be gentlemen," Dusty said. "But I'm about to shoot like a lady. You ready, baby?

Clary,’ Jace Saïd again. ‘You know: short, redheaded, bad temper.