1,680 Quotes About Comedy

Well we certainly don't want to see that kind of thing,’ admonished Jeff Stelling. ‘Did it calm down?’‘No,’ shouted Kamara. ‘It got worse. The police were just getting involved when the chairman was hit by a pie thrown from the crowd.’‘Was he injured?’ asked Stelling, struggling to suppress a giggle.‘I don’t think so,’ laughed Kamara. ‘He sat down and started eating it!

I think you're a shit,’ said Keith sharply. ‘I think much of what you’ve done this season is shit and I think what you've put everyone involved with this club through is shit. How’s that?

There's a big difference between want and need," she muttered to herself, picking her pad and pen back up. "I mean I want a bikini body, but I need chicken nuggets.

The gods we ourselves have created ruled us for centuries! What a great comedy! And what a great tragedy!

To be absolutely modern is to be the ally of one's grave diggers.

Having somebody help you doesn't mean that you have failed. It just means that you're not in it alone

TO EAT IS VERY IMPORTANT, AND VERY PLEASUREABLE THING, BUT IT CAN ALSO BE VERY FRIGHTENING

Be twice as funny as you are outrageous, because no one can resist the truth wrapped in a good joke.

Intellectual despair is a subject for comedy.