1,680 Quotes About Comedy

Welp I'm fucked, how am I meant to do that?! “Dilmore?

When the occasional stranger approaches me at a party to say, "Hey, you're Felicia Day. Let's talk about that comic book you were tweeting about last week!" it's the greatest thing in the world. Because it saves me from having to stand in the corner awkwardly, drinking all the Sprite, and then leaving after ten minutes without saying good-bye to my host.

Comedy writers don't join fraternities.''Don't pigeon hole me, Georgie, I'm infinite.

It's far too easy to forget, miss or not appreciate the tiny things a partner does every single day, but should you wait until it's over or they've gone to miss who they were?

Yeah no shit, try asking random people about a bird owned by someone you don't know!” Javal countered “Well still you got it!” Javal acknowledged this with a small grin “Now what?” Javal asked Ingra scratched his head “Yeah...Well Dilmore suggested the idea....Not me.

Who are you after?”“The snarky asshole one.”“Could you be a little more specific.”“The one who has a staff and throws their toys out of the pram that one.”“Ooh.”“Yeah.

A life like this develops the comedy sense. You can't play tragedy while you're living it.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker,

It's hard to sleep when you have thirty two million quids worth of stolen jewellery hidden under the mattress.