1,680 Quotes About Comedy

Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself.

Doing comedy for a living is, in a lot of ways, like a pony and a camel trying to escape from the zoo. It’s a ridiculous endeavor and has a low probability of success, but most importantly, it is way easier if you’re with a friend.

Eventually, you're gonna have to let someone in.

Then maybe you’ll believe me when I say…you’re pretty fucking special, Laney Hill.

My grandad always said, "You should never judge a book by its cover." And it's for that reason that he lost his job as chair of the British Book Cover Awards panel.

They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.

I am always doing what I thought I couldn't do, because I might learn something. Henri Marcel - French Artist in Marriage, A Journey and A Dog.

Debbie Downer" was one of the few sketches where I broke, and I remember watching Heratio Sanz laugh so hard that tears squirted out of his eyes. I still believe that sketch may be a cure for low-level depression if watched regularly.

The people who are scared of ghosts are the ones who discuss most about them.