39 Quotes About Condoms

We're not buying Sam's Club condoms,” said Owen. “Their trash bags don't even work.

The worst of all of this is the lie that condoms really protect against AIDS. The condom failure rate can be as high as 20 percent. Would you get on a plane — or put your children on a plane — if one of five passengers would be killed on the flight? Well, the statistic holds for condoms, folks.

I didn't eat.""What difference does that make?""I'm not like you. I can't recharge by feeding off someone. I need food.""I know that! When was the last time you ate?""Yesterday.""Yester--why the hell didn't you eat?""We had to go buy condoms, remember?""And you couldn't grab a sandwich on the way out?" he said hysterically. "I'm gonna die because you couldn't grab a sandwich?

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

It's not enough just to buy condoms, Cassidy; you have to use them.

Gail shoves a box of condoms to my chest. "Use them. My boss is an asshole, and I don't need more of him in this world.

Remember: Condoms promote licentiousness, so reconsider before using.

Birth control pills and condoms are 2nd and 3rd most effective methods of controlling population...School Fees continues to be No. 1.

I held my bag open and he dropped Jenks inside."Hey!" the pixy protested, and then, "Tink's little pink dildo, Rache? Haven't you gotten rid of those condoms yet? They got a shelf life, you know.