28 Quotes About Contemporary-comedy

Annabelle was practically standing on my back. It was like wearing an Annabelle backpack.

He delivered the mail, ran our modest recycling program, and maintained our handful of public buildings. He also occasionally fell asleep while driving a snowplough, but he was such a cheerful guy it was hard to stay pissed at him. Besides every village needs an idiot.

I sighed. 'Ah spite, the stuff of fairy tales.

The rest of the morning would consist of checking on a pothole in the parking lot of the village clinic and writing up a schedule for the community centre that might finally settle the ongoing feud between the local quilting group and the bridge club.It was good to be queen.

Maybe younger than the thirty he looked, still caught in style over substance.

A boot up the ass could be considered a 'nudge' right?

Cooper! Help!'The coward turned and walked into the kitchen as if he hadn't seen me getting frogmarched by the estrogen squad.

I'd rather drink my dinner out of a martini glass and follow it up with a cosmopolitan chaser.

It takes a while for the heat to work in this piece of shit, but when it kicks in, you’ll sweat like a fat whore at confession.