178 Quotes About Cows

The earth is real. Only a fool, milking his cow, denies the cow's reality.

It's true: Every time you kill an elk, you're saving some cow's life.

Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.

I cannot harness a horse. I am afraid of a cow.

It's a great time to be an artist, ... because a lot of the sacred cows are no longer in evidence.

They say they saw them slaughtering the cows and the goats.

If a cow walked into this room, I'd probably walk out. I could milk it, but my dad never forced me to do a lot of chores like that, mostly because he loved doing it himself.

Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.

It is unthinkable to have a British countryside that doesn't have actual functioning farmers riding tractors, cows in fields, things like that.