178 Quotes About Cows

I can do the PR thing until the cows come home. That's my nature. I never want to upset anybody.

I'm not here to say I don't eat vegetables - I do, a lot of them - but, from a soil perspective, they're actually more costly than a cow grazing on grass.

I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet under a cow pat.

Every cow in the world, you know, when they do what they do, you've got more carbon dioxide.

Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once.

We had three cows and a goat. People from New York and L.A. are like, 'Oh my gosh, that's a farm!' But people in Tennessee are like, 'That's not a farm.' I've never milked a cow or anything like that.

If one has one cow, it is always better not to be too familiar with those who have seven.

If you want milk, don't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in the hope that a cow will back up to you.

We're still viewing it as cows eating grass, and it isn't.