178 Quotes About Cows

It’s bits of dead cow; don’t ask it to perform miracles.

Just because you need a quart of milk doesn't mean you have to go out and buy a whole cow.

I guess cows aren't into the four food groups, especially when they are two of them.

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow.

I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me.

Indian films never show cows. When you go to India, the most noticeable thing is the cows. Everywhere you look, there's cows walking around! Just by introducing the idea of animals - livestock walking around - suddenly makes it more real.

I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.

Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley.

Now, whether there are other issues as to it relates to issues like drinking and partying and those things, I've got no clue. But if it relates to sexual assault, they can search 'til the cows come home.