153 Quotes About Cracks

If you wake up / And the day feels broken / Just lean into the crack

Words are as recalcitrant as circus animals, and the unskilled trainer can crack his whip at them in vain.

In France everything is a matter for jest. People make quips about the scaffold, about Napoleon's defeat on the banks of The Beresina, and about the barricades of our revolutions. So, at the assizes of the Last Judgment, there will always be a Frenchmen to crack a joke.

There's a rule or something that if a girl can crack you up, you have to do what she says.

So are you an inmate or a rubbernecker?" she asks. "Rubbernecker," I answer without hesitation. "You?" "I'm a screw. Or on staff, anyway. Used to be an inmate. Repeat offender. Crimes against my body. Puking sickness followed by heroin, which led to more puking sickness." I'd be surprised at her forthrightness, but that's addicts for you. The twelve steps crack 'em open and then they can't shut up.

Coming down off crack is like the worst depression. The worst.

We had some really good cracks in the box.

People who begin sentences with "I may be old-fashioned but--" are usually not only old-fashioned but wrong. I never thought the time would come when I should catch myself leading off with that crack. But I feel it coming on right now.

Ricky is pretty laid back, but he cracks jokes and stuff when we're in meetings,