2,124 Quotes About Crazy

I've seen enough crazy shots to know they happen in the best of families.

My space chums think my unique hookup with humanity could be evolution's awkward attempt to jump-start itself up again. They're thinking just maybe, going crazy could be the evolutionary process trying to hurry up mind expansion. Maybe my mind didn't snap. Maybe it was just trying to stretch itself into a new shape. The cerebral cortex trying to grow a thumb of sorts.

It's crazy and it's funny. It's an outrageous comment, an outrageous claim.

Agents are probably going to hate me for saying it... You're not very valuable when you're making $20 million. When you're Mike Trout, making the minimum, you are crazy valuable. My first six years, before I was a free agent, I was very valuable. But there's nothing you can do that can justify a $20 million contract.

What we Americans go through to pick a president is not only crazy and unnecessary but genuinely abusive. Hundreds of millions of dollars are spent in a craven, cynical effort to stir up hatred and anger on both sides.

I've never been a die-hard fan, like a crazy fan for an artist.

I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all.

I'm the most brutal and ruthless conquerer there has ever been.

You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend.