64 Quotes About Cynical-humor

The law enforcement in this town is terrific. All through prohibition Eddie Mars' place was a night club and they had two uniformed men in the lobby every night-to see that the guests didn't bring their own liquor instead of buying it from the house.

I believe in peace and love, but i'm also very cynical. Cynical as the white stuff on the corner of old peoples mouths.... you still have no idea, the effect my cynicism can have.

I'm with the federal government, Drummond, Trust me is another way of saying I'm lying.

Everyone is awful in their own special way.

I’ve been waiting my whole life to fuck up like this.

Anyway, that's what life is, just one learning experience after another, and when you're through with all the learning experiences you graduate and what you get for a diploma is, you die.

Nobody has any rights unless they've got a machine gun.

The vibe here is very "let's kill a virgin, and write a Led Zepplin album about it".

The milk of human kindness curdles quickly.