1,975 Quotes About Dating

Oh, my God, Ted," she moaned, fakely.They dated for the next four months.

What is wrong with me, that even this fucking loser won't give me what I want?

Girls don't want men to be quiet and gentle, I'm told. If you're not panting with impatient lust they think you're not interested.

Danny grinned, this smile reaching her eyes. “I’m more entertained at your inability to casually do anything—whether it’s friendship, dating, or fucking.

Choosing a husband will be one of the biggest decisions you will ever make. This will be the man you will spend the rest of your life with. You will fall asleep next to him at night. Wake up next to him in the morning. Spend holidays together. Raise children together. Be grandparents together. Create your best memories together. Share your hardest moments together.

To lovers out there….When your on top you need someone who will honestly celebrate your success with you. When you fall , fail and your down you need someone who will hold you, comfort you and someone who will lift your spirit up. Being alone is not always an option. At the end of the day. You need someone to be there for you non matter your bank balance or status in life.

I was asked about my age the other day so I replied 13.82 billion years in Planck years. She politely nodded, got up and walked off into the cosmic sunset.

Only assholes will call other guys assholes. Remember the adage 'I takes one to know one.'? Let this be a fair warning when it comes to dating-advice ladies.

You cannot judge a guy by his cover but by the story he is writing for himself.