29 Quotes About Dex-foray

Within your light, I lose the madness.

You’re still in love with her. She makes you want to live life. Personally, and this is just me, man, if I ever met a woman who saved me that way, I’d devote some temples to her or something. That’s how the Taj Mahal got started, I’m sure.

How pathetic this town must be to find a fuckup like me as their savior.

While I lay there in his arms, me his wife and he my husband, I realized I didn’t know what the future held. But I knew it held Dex.And that was more than good enough for me.That was everything.

We were Dex and Perry and our relationship seemed to thrive on the universe being out of order. Either that or our relationship actually caused the world to turn upside down. It was hard to say.

It's not exactly polite to keep saying hell, but you can always do what I do and make up a word. Like, twatwaffle. Or douchecanoe.

I am Dex Foray, the only penis involved in the show. And who might you be?

Thanks for agreeing to watch Fat Rabbit. Hope you're prepared for lots of farts in your future. From the dog, of course.

Poor Twatwaffle. Thank God all good llamas go to heaven.