60 Quotes About Dick

Unless you have some archaic problem with being a womanform?”“Shuos-zho,” Jedao said patiently, “I haven’t had a dick in four hundred years. I got over it fast, promise.

You’re literally driving me to my dick appointment right now. This is golden and I’ll never forget it.

David chopped and grimaced. “To be honest,” he said, “I never understood anything with a dick in it.

And his dick looks like a hot dog that got hit with a sledgehammer and sewn back together by a blind lady.”“Thanks, Port.”“You’re welcome, D.

I don't think I'd volunteer to have a dick that big. How the hell did he get it to fit in his pants?[...]"Yeah, and here I thought he was figuratively a horse's ass. Who would have ever thought he actually had anatomical similarities?

Quilty grimaces. “I don’t like what comes after ‘dicker.’ ” “What is that?” Quilty sighs. “Dickest. I mean, really: it’s not a contest!