1,141 Quotes About Doctors

I have no patience with women who measure and weigh their love like a country doctor dispensing capsules. If a man is worth loving at all, he is worth loving generously, even recklessly.

Few gynecologists recommend to their heterosexual patients the most foolpoof of solutions, namely, misterectomy.

The doctors told me (last week) he was doing fine, ... Why don't they come out and say so? I don't know why they're so secretive.

I was diagnosed with an early, early stage of prostate cancer. I was almost a vegetarian then. I was heading that direction. What pushed me over the edge, was the doctor who did the diagnosis. He said in a discussion about prostate cancer that he had never seen a vegetarian with prostate cancer. And this is not a holistic doctor, this is a regular, mainstream doctor. And I was just blown away.

The doctors are doing all they can to make sure each of them makes a swift and full recovery,

One reason for the tremendous increase in health-care costs in the U.S. is managerial neglect of the "hotel services" by the people who dominate the hospital, such as doctors and nurses.

I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.

The doctor looked my body over. I said: Is there any hope? He said: Yes. Reincarnation.

My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his.