1,141 Quotes About Doctors

  • Author Jay Leno
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    Last night, John McCain said that under the Democratic health care plan, a bureaucrat would stand between you and your doctor, as opposed to the Republican health care plan, where an accountant would stand between you and your health care.

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  • Author Jennifer Lawrence
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    I just went to the doctor today, I got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven.

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  • Author Joe E. Lewis
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    I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

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  • Author Joe Lhota
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    I do fear God, but I will also tell you that when a doctor diagnoses you and the word 'cancer' comes out of his mouth, at that point, it changes your life and you do fear less and it also has allowed me to be a lot more open as a person. It's changed me.

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  • Author Jonah Lomu
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    Towards the end of 2003 it was hard to get through training - and the darkest point was when a doctor told me there was a possibility I could end up in a wheelchair

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  • Author Martin Luther
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    The Bible is the proper book for men. There the truth is distinguished from error far more clearly than anywhere else, and one finds something new in it every day. For twenty-eight years, since I became a doctor, I have now constantly read and preached the Bible; and yet I have not exhausted it but find something new in it every day.

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  • Author Nick Lampson
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    Any veteran can tell you it is already hard enough to see a doctor down at the VA and get the health care they were promised when they signed up to serve this country.

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