48 Quotes by Joe E. Lewis

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.