1,791 Quotes About Dog

His puppyhood was a period of foolish rebellion. He was always worsted, but he fought back because it was his nature to fight back. And he was unconquerable.

I had a dog that was so lazy, he had a prerecorded bark.

Clinton's pet Labrador, Buddy, is getting neutered. The dog will never have sex again. Overnight, they've turned Buddy from a Democrat into a Republican.

US officials have now approved the first anti-obesity drug for dogs. I'm no a veterinarian, but if your dog is over eating, try putting a little less food in the bowl. Do we really need to give him a pill? Is the dog taking your car keys and driving to McDonalds?

Great Britain have won 40% of their medals in cycling. If only there was snooker, darts and a dog show.

It couldn't sound like a dog, because K9 isn't a dog, but I made it sound as mechanical as possible.

I will defend the peso like a dog!

With all due respect, I think that's a little like saying that the veterinarian and the taxidermist are in the same business, ... Because either way, you get your dog back.

Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot.