28 Quotes About Donkey

Bulges of fat appear around rump, deep gutter along back bone and over rump, breast bone covered in fat, thick fat roll on neck.

وهو أعزب طاووس ،وعندما يخطب أسد وبعد أن يتزوج : حمار وحيوانات اخرى

Clearly his next tat needed to be more along the lines of a donkey. ’Cuz he was acting like an ass.-Rehv's thoughts

Dangling a carrot in front of a donkey—or anyone else for that matter—is not nice, and not fair, unless you eventually plan to give it up to them.

You cannot turn a Donkey into a Thoroughbred.

Learning how to be human by attending a frat is like learning how to ride a horse by going to a Tijuana donkey show.

What freedom to be tied up, and still have the capability of ignoring ridiculous, silly conversations.

Words are enough for a good man but a good beating for an ass. Water is enough for a teetotaler but a strong drink for a drinker.

He would say that God had given him a tail to keep the flies off, but that he would sooner have had no tail and no flies.