1,261 Quotes About Drinking

Adding a sterilant to drinking water or staple foods is a suggestion that seems to horrify people more than most proposals for involuntary fertility control.

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.

Bourbon's the only drink. You can take all that champagne stuff and pour it down the English Channel. Well, why wait 80 years before you can drink the stuff? Great vineyards, huge barrels aging forever, poor little old monks running around testing it, just so some woman in Tulsa, Oklahoma can say it tickles her nose.

If I start going back to church, I'd have to stop the smoking and drinking, and I wouldn't be able to curse any more.

I'm drinking lots of rum and popping pinks and greys.

Drinking makes uninteresting people matter less and late at night, matter not at all.

Let's kneel down through all the worlds of the body like lovers. I know I am a tree and full of life and I know you, you are the flying one and will leave. But can't we swallow the sweetness and can't you sing in my arms and sleep in the human light of the sun and moon I have been drinking alone.

when I spoke of having a drink, it was a euphemism for having a whole flock of them.

It totally ruins my voice. I quit smoking, drinking, and doing ecstasy.