1,261 Quotes About Drinking

Some people are like popular songs that you only sing for a short time.

I drink eternally. For me it is an eternity of drinking, and a drinking up of eternity.

There's been a lot made about how they had been drinking - people saying they were drunk or whatever - but when they were in here neither of them finished a beer. In fact, Shane's wasn't even touched. So if they drank, it wasn't here.

There is no monopoly on becoming a millionaire. If you're jealous of those with more money, don't just sit there and complain. Do something to make more money yourself - spend less time drinking, or smoking and socializing and more time working.

The fun, joy, and humor dry up in a relationship when one of the partners is swimming in gin. To my way of thinking, it is selfishness personified to see life through the bottom of a liquor bottle.

She Got The Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft.

Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.

Nothing anyone says in a bar is true.

I live in the past when it comes to movies, but my own career is a matter of remembering the nuts and bolts and things like eating chocolate cake and drinking milk with Jack [Kirby] in his kitchen, but that's all I remember.