1,261 Quotes About Drinking

The activities of drawing, eating and drinking, all involve assimilations by the self of desirable elements from the world, a transfer of goodness from without to within.

Potable, n. Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage, although even they find it palatable only when suffering from the recurrent disorder known as thirst, for which it is a medicine.

For their own good, vegetarians should never be allowed near fine beers and ales. It will only make them loud and belligerent, and they lack the physical strength and aggressive nature to back up any drunken assertions.

Even on the Serengeti, it ain't a barbecue if there ain't some kind of beer.

I believe - to the best of my recollection, anyway - that I soon made the classic error of moving from margaritas to actual shots of straight tequila. It does make it easier to meet new people.

When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out.

Unlicensed hooch from a stranger in a parking lot. Good idea? Yes, of course it is.

I managed to reach a depth of self-loathing that usually takes a night of drinking to achieve.

I need the anesthetic qualities of the local fire water.