1,261 Quotes About Drinking

There's some are fou o' love divine; There's some are fou o' brandy.

Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it.

If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.

There should be asylums for habitual teetotalers, but they would probably relapse into teetotalism as soon as they got out.

In order to have sacred thoughts, give up the vices like consumption of non-vegetarian food, smoking and drinking intoxicants.

Language is like drinking from one's own reflection in still water. We only take from it what we are at the time.

it is only on posters and in advertisement pages that Americans have those chubby cheeks, expanding smiles, smooth looks, and faces flushed with well-being. In fact, almost all are at odds with themselves; drink offers a remedy for this inner malady of which boredom is the most usual sign: as drinking is accepted by society, it does not appear as a sign of their [Americans'] inability to adapt themselves; it is rather the adapted form of inadaptability.

It's easy to point fingers at CU or the drinking laws. But no matter how many interventions the university or the legislature try to make, the system is not being fixed. I can tell you this guy has a well put-together family.

I have been tight as a tick! Fried as a mink! Stiff as a goat!