1,261 Quotes About Drinking

Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

If it went on the ballot in Colorado, I would vote to lower the drinking age.

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.

The overall picture, as the boys say, is of a degraded community whose idealism even is largely fake. The pretentiousness, the bogus enthusiasm, the constant drinking, the incessant squabbling over money, the all-pervasive agent, the strutting of the big shots (and their usually utter incompetence to achieve anything they start out to do), the constant fear of losing all this fairy gold and being the nothing they have never ceased to be, the snide tricks, the whole damn mess is out of this world.

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.

I'm not the girl that sits at home on a Saturday night plaiting her girlfriend's hair, drinking tea and watching romantic comedies.

I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there.

Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.