540 Quotes About Driving

Old ladies in the Gale family drove like they owned the roads. And the other drivers. And the local police department. And the laws of physics.

There are many things that I hope readers take away from this book. This is one of the most important: if you are drowsy while driving, please, please stop. It is lethal. To carry the burden of another’s death on your shoulders is a terrible thing.

The steering wheel is turned by the driver, not the indicator, or the road sign.

Normal Iraqi etiquette was forgotten the moment drivers sat behind the wheel.

The people of God are the driving force of every nation

Nothing is so rewarding than the patience that you take to go over the ramps of life. They may slow you down, but you are an unstoppable hero. Keep driving!

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.

Waking up to the sounds of car horns and people shouting at me was how I would know I had fallen asleep while driving.

The left-hand lane is exclusively for the use of Porsches, BMWs and Mercedes. Dark-coloured vehicles only please. If you're driving a white or silver car please stick to the middle lane at all times and moderate your speed. Loser!