193 Quotes About Employee

You know you are capitalism’s ideal puppet (and that education betrayed you) when winning the lottery is your only chance to realizing financial freedom.

An employer’s fart is music to his employees’ ears.

A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the employment contract that he has signed.

Weekends are life’s gift to those who hate their jobs.

An education system is best belittled when the so-called educated gets hired by a company that’s owned by a so-called dropout.

If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. … during the week.

Retirement is a stage where an employer discards an employee that he cannot exploit further.

Employment is the exploitation of the employer’s courage, and, the employed’s fear of failure.

Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others' clothes on.