1,304 Quotes About Employment

A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed the least.

12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.

A vagina is an uneducated woman’s diploma.

Employees go to school for 12 – 18 years merely to impress prospect employers in a 12 – 18 minutes interview.

Make no mistake: Your salary is held to the same standards your grades were held to in the educational system, where you couldn't surpass a 100 no matter how hard you worked or how intelligent you were.

Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.

Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.

Periods are a period when nature forces prostitutes to go on leave.

Know something? I'd lay even odds that between the people following us and the people hunting us, we've become this city's principle means of employment. Tal Verrar's entire economy is now based on fucking with us.