1,304 Quotes About Employment

The Synonyms of Job is Compulsion!!

I´ve given you my time. Its all I´ve got to give - its all any man has. And for a pitiful buck and a quarter an hour.

You know you are capitalism’s ideal puppet (and that education betrayed you) when winning the lottery is your only chance to realizing financial freedom.

Most employees are smarter than their employers. All employers are braver than their employees.

An employer’s fart is music to his employees’ ears.

A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the employment contract that he has signed.

Weekends are life’s gift to those who hate their jobs.

An education system is best belittled when the so-called educated gets hired by a company that’s owned by a so-called dropout.

If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. … during the week.