87 Quotes About Eve-rosser

„...And he doesn't like you to call him Mr. McStabby, you know.""Have you ever seen him cutting up that meat? He is like an artist with slicing. And that knife is as long as my arm. Mr. McStabby it is.

Just wanted to remind you that we're out of milk again. And hot sauce.""Why are those two always out at the same time? Because those do not go together.""I suspect Shane. He'd put hot sauce in anything," Michael said.

Ahh . . . maybe we should be going,” Shane said. “Ditch the shoes, Eve. We’ll be running now.”“I love these shoes!”“More than your circulatory system?”Eve silently kicked off the stilettos and backed up.

I Promise," Shane said."You'd better, jerkface," Eve said. "How's the head?""Taped. It's fine, chicks dig scars. Wait, did you just call me jerkface? Are we back in grade school?""I love you," Eve said.He closed his moth, fast, because obviously that was not what he'd expected. "I, uh, okay, love you too. Can we stop that? It's uncomfortable.""Jerkface.""Much better.

I love you,' Eve said.He closed his mouth, fast, because obviously that was not what he'd expected. 'I, uh, okay. Love you, too. Can we stop that? It's uncomfortable.''Jerkface.''Much better.

Right, that was awkward. Eve, you stay and..., bake or something.""The hell I will.

You look fabulous," he told her, and kissed her. "Oh, crap, now I've got glitter, right? Leatherface does not do glitter. It's not manly." Claire and I both rolled our eyes, right on cue. "Right. Small price to pay for the privilege of kissing such a beautiful girl, what was I thinking? Sorry.

It's your chili dog. Clean it up.""It's your turn to clean.""The house. Not your trash, which you can walk your leatherfaced-ass unto the kitchen to throw away.

Better be," Eve said. She mock-bit at his finger. "I could totally date somebody else, you know.""And I could rent out your room.""And I could put your game console on eBay.""Hey," Shane protested. "Now you're just being mean.