56 Quotes About Ex

To save face, it's better not to ask sex from the ex, but to give everything the axe.

How do YOU want to greet him?!”“By licking his neck?

I know for a fact that he regularly steals from self-checkouts and sticks his gum underneath desks. Those are not the actions of a moral person.

The Howard Hughes thing hadn’t actually sounded like such a bad deal until about...oh, eight thirty-five this morning. Something about having his ex carry him to the bathroom and help him wash his balls just took all the fun out of becoming an eccentric recluse.

Some people each left their spouse or lover because he or she was no longer the primary source of their happiness; some, because their spouse or lover was, at that time, the primary source of their unhappiness.

Threatening a current or former partner isn't passion, or love, or heartache. It's violence, it's abuse and it's a crime.

I’m glad we can be friends.”There’s that word again. It’s like a safe word.

There's not a day that goes by, without me thinking of you, dying, in someone else's arms.

a) he's late. b) he's acting like an asshole and blowing me off. c)he's gotten into a horrible car crash that's left dead. The most likely answer is A. (We went to prom together, and the limo had to wait in his driveway for half an hour. At the end of the night, we got charged for an extra hour. He- read: his parents- paid for it, but still.)