18 Quotes by Chloe Seager

Yes, the smiley at the end makes everything better. Much less scary.

PROS: I'm not nice. I'm not not pretty, when I bother to brush my hair. I have an encyclopedic knowledge of rubbish TV shows. I have a blog, too, though it's mainly dedicated to self-pity, and it never results in cake.

She's somewhere in the darkness. Just follow the smell.

How do YOU want to greet him?!”“By licking his neck?

Will Jess be OK with that?”“Having a phone without a passcode is practically an open invitation.”I can’t argue with that kind of logic.

I know for a fact that he regularly steals from self-checkouts and sticks his gum underneath desks. Those are not the actions of a moral person.

Oh my God. Why did he only have a semi?! Do I not merit a full erection?

I’ve fostered a substantial, almost protective affection for this particular group. These aren’t just any fifty people I don’t care about, these are my fifty people I don’t care about.

Where do you think Britney Spears would be now if her mum hadn’t pushed her to keep singing at a young age?!” “Probably a lot calmer, happier and more stable.