7,080 Quotes About Family

  • Author Elliott Bisnow
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    That's what my life has come down to - how can I have fun for me, be with my friends and my family, and how can I help other people.

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  • Author Erma Bombeck
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    My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

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  • Author Erma Bombeck
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    Families aren't easy to join. They're like an exclusive country club where membership makes impossible demands and the dues for an outsider are exorbitant.

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  • Author Erma Bombeck
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    It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.

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  • Author Erma Bombeck
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    To my way of thinking, the American family started to decline when parents began to communicate with their children.

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  • Author Erma Bombeck
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    I read one psychologist's theory that said, "Never strike a child in your anger." When could I strike him? When he is kissing me on my birthday? When he's recuperating from measles? Do I slap the Bible out of his hand on Sunday?

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  • Author Evan Brock
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    The only time I got worried was when I realized that my family might be in the building. I called them, found out they had been evacuated and were away from the building. Then I got back to thinking about the game.

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  • Author Ewen Bremner
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    If I'm not working, I have home time with my family, and if I spend that stressing what's going to happen next, then it's a waste. I have a lot to be thankful for.

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