641 Quotes About Fitness

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym, I call it James!

The reason fat men are good natured is they can neither fight nor run.

You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was a surprise pap smear.

It is a disgrace to grow old through sheer carelessness before seeing what manner of man you may become by developing your bodily strength and beauty to their highest limit.

You think you're so cool just because you can walk!

Really? If I could hate my trainer? That would be ideal. I'd prefer to despise this person with the fire of ten thousand suns. So when I walk - nay, crawl - out of here at the end of my workouts, I want to lull myself to sleep by picturing my very talented and inspirational trainer getting hit by a bus. A bus that I am driving.

It's easier to stay in shape if you never let yourself get out of shape in the first place.

Weight loss doesn't begin in the gym with a dumb bell; it starts in your head with a decision.