372 Quotes About Friendships

Sex is not a wizard, whatever magical-seeming properties it might possess in its better forms. If your friend says to you, "You're being mean, you need to get laid," your problem is not sex. Your problems are that you might be acting like an asshole, and your friends are definitely idiots.

Money cannot buy friendship.

*Paying one’s last respects* is about the payer, not the paid. (Who attends the funeral — and who doesn’t — is the deceased’s last worry.)

Don't pour a lifetime of effort into a seasonal relationship. Not everyone from the pilot belongs in the finale.

Instead, view them as brothers in Christ and choose to love them in ways that genuinely bring God glory.

We may run into Kevin,” Lucy said gloomily.“She’s hoping to run into Kevin,” Zoë assured her.Justine smiled grimly. “Preferably with my car.

Your best friends are in trouble and you say 'of course' and forget them instantly.

I think how breakups can bring out the worst in the best people, and part of being upset is mouthing off crap you don’t mean.

Blame your body. The whole biological purpose of existence is to mate, so from the time we hit puberty, our hormones are demanding us to couple up. Maybe it’s basic instinct to feel inadequate if you’re single.""That’s what sucks. There’s so many more interesting things than guys, but guys are what we spend most of our time talking about.""I think that’s just the way it is, though. No matter what we do, it’s always more special if there’s a boyfriend to share it with.""Or a best friend.