271 Quotes About Funeral

If God hath made this world so fair, Where sin and death abound, How beautiful beyond compare Will paradise be found!

Now there is a society where the funeral industry got completely out of control.

At my age, I regard each funeral I attend as a personal triumph, because I was not the guest of honor.

We want to make sure they can't do this at the funeral of a hero.

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world.

To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don't want you singing at my funeral.

People still realize the importance of paying their respects to the family. That's why funeral homes around here have big, nice visitation rooms.

We may all host ourselves to death, and if we're all dead who will host our funerals?

It is like watching a nation busily engaged in heaping up its own funeral pyre. So insane are we that we actually permit unmarried persons to immigrate for the purpose of founding a family with spouses and fiancées whom they have never seen.