316 Quotes About Funny-and-random

I wasn't exactly sure what "nothing good" meant, but I could imagine in this world of humans, "nothing good" could mean a lot of bad things.

She grabbed all her clothes from her wardrobe and flung them across the room, screaming her head off until she finally felt sane again. Perhaps tomorrow she would buy those cats. (Holly)

Jesse is a good guy, although I don't understand the infatuation with the spandex he is always running around in.

That which must not, can not be.

You've got to stop and ask yourself once in a while...why some asinine politicians would quicker cut out social security than the space program...Go figure.

Going ahead with world-conquering today!And then I realised I overslept. Oops!

It was more fun dreaming about being a movie star than actually being one.

Tell me what you think you are and I'll tell you what you're not.

Merrick, I think we found our next slogan. ‘Brave, but dumb.’ Maybe Tully will make us a banner with that, so we can carry it into battle.