316 Quotes About Funny-and-random

But what do we ask them? ‘Are your intentions to fight us, or are you just mad we didn’t invite you to the party?’ I’m sure that will make us popular.

On Instagram, I want to change my name to "Nobody" so when someone post something really stupid I can like there post and it will say..."Nobody likes this.

Next time a stranger talks to you when you're alone, just look at them shocked and whisper "You can see me?

F*ck the padded rooms, give me a Trampoline with bubble wrapped walls, and a Velcro ceiling. Then let's see what happens.

It's just crazy, isn't it? Here she sits at a table, like butter wouldn't melt, yet in my ear, I'm the one that's melting like butter!

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening

George had his faraway look, the one that made him look like a constipated owl.

Hace falta práctica, un poco de risa y algo de suerte...

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