316 Quotes About Funny-and-random

This was a stupendously bad idea." William"No bitching, Mr. Death I tried to get you to leave." Devyl"Deeth! And I regret me decision, Captain. Seriously. Should have done it when you told me to."William

Treat all the sides of your towel equally because the part you used to wipe your ass today will wipe your face tomorrow.

That didn’t sound like them slinging beads at us. Think if I whip my shirt off, they’ll go blind and leave?” Nick

I envy the man to snatch him up. This will be the only time in life I’m siding with Freud and experiencing ‘penis envy’. There will never be a repeat. Can’t be associated with too much crazy, I’m juggling enough on my own.

Sometimes you are the peanut to my butter and sometimes you are those annoying crumbs left over when someone makes toast.

Oh no! Akri-Nicky! You okay? The Simi didn't know it was her favorite blue-eyed demon boy when she hit him so hard so as to protect his precious akra-mama. Oh no! You still living and breathing and not broken? 'Cause if you not, can the Simi eat your dead, meaty remains? Please, please, please? Maybe some of them bones, too, 'cause the marrow can be quite tasty in its own right." Simi.

So you're saying I have a chance!

Shit a surprise, only an asshole turns down a surprise. - David

Look at her,” he ordered. “She’s foaming at the mouth. That’s bad, right? Don’t they shoot you when you do that?”“She’s blowing bubbles,” Grace explained. “At three months, we say it’s cute. We frown on it when a child turns six. At thirteen, a stem reprimand is in order. It’s only bubble-blowing adults we shoot.