316 Quotes About Funny-and-random

I told you not to drink that much water on the drive,” Sarah told her. “You never listen to me.”“Sorry I don’t have the bladder of a freaking sloth.”“You mean camel,” Sarah corrected.“I meant sloth,” the other girl said. “I read somewhere they only have to go once a week.

Alright, we put it away. We keep it hidden. We never speak of it again. No one knows it's here, do they? Do they, Gandalf?

i like pie

Life is an absolute Dream... then I wake up.

Sometimes charm can make a person blind to truth...look at Ted Bundy.

No one broke his finger and got away with it.

Whenever I come here, I pretend I'm living in the future and the atmosphere is irradiated and wild bands of biodiesel bikers rule the dusty surface.

Thanks for coming," Zach told him. He slapped Jonas on the back. And I felt like I'd fallen into an alternate universe. One where Zach had...friends.

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.