316 Quotes About Funny-and-random

Ingmar riuscì ad intrecciarsi a tal punto col filo del telefono che per liberarsi strappó il cavo e tutto l'apparecchio dalla parete.

Remember. Make him cry uncle.Cry uncle, my posterior. I'm going to make him cry like a girl who broke her mom's designer heels at the prom.

By the power of Grayskull. . . I have the power!" Nick"By the power of Grayskull, I'm going to cleave your skull from your shoulders if you don't take this seriously." Caleb

Sicarius, are you ready for a hike?” She faced him only to find he had armed himself—more so than usual. In addition to his daggers and throwing knives, he held two rifles, two pistols, two cargo belts laden with ammo pouches, and a bag of his smoke grenades. “Or a single-handed all-out assault on the forest?

Babe, I don't know you and my no zone has a very short guest list. Consider my belt the velvet rope no one crosses without an express invitation.

Tell Savitar I said hi.

I get a message from my dad. In the mood I'm in, I tear up to see his name in my inbox, and imagine him down the hall in bed, propped on pillows, emailing me. "Hon,Enjoyed our gelato date the other night. I just want to say I'm proud of you for a lot of reasons. Also, I've attached a picture of my foot."He's such a weirdo goofball. I love him.

Leonard had let them go alone with the young boy who Ali was now convinced, was a couple falafel's short of a picnic

Let's roll out, Batman.""I'm Batman and you're Robin?""Don't make me laugh. I'm Spider-Man.""Then we live in different universes. I'm DC and you're Marvel."Duncan rolled his eyes. "Can't we all get along? And since when are there different universes?