286 Quotes About Funny-but-true

When boys get mad its not so bad When girls get mad world WW3 is about to start!

The internal combustion engine, one of the greatest technological advancements in history, has an unfortunate downside, namely air pollution so thick that, very soon, sixty-four packs of crayons will include the color Sky Brown

Dog love is blind. For that matter, dog love is stupid.

Sometimes I wonder how many others you're texting while you're texting me.

Don't try to give me Sympathy. I am a bloody damn!!!!! Engineer. ;)

Every Hero Becomes a Bore at last." Ralph Waldo Emerson

When you say 'I want to fit in,' you are essentially volunteering yourself as a victim, and when the thing you want to fit in with is 'society' - well, as 'society' is just another word for government, you're basically begging the government to control you and use you as it wishes for its nefarious purposes, which can be pretty damn nefarious, if 'nefarious' means what I believe it does.

There is no reason to hate anybody, because we came into existence, not by hate-making, but through love-making.

Before going on a blind date, I have mentioned to the guy that my mother conceived me with a coconut. Then when he saw me, he was like "I didn't know a coconut tree has a height of five feet.