286 Quotes About Funny-but-true

Well, Alexander thought, any minute now, one of the girls he had carelessly discarded was going to come by the barracks with a gun and blow his brains out and on his tombstone the epitaph would read, "Here lies Alexander, who couldn't remember the name of any girl he had fucked.

Keith much preferred cats. A cat wouldn't go mad at a man traversing a wall in the dead of night; it would shrug and lick its arse

Feminisme tidak banyak membantu wanita sebenarnya. Ia hanya membuat kaum lelaki menjadi semakin malas.

One person may look and only see a tree, whereas others may look and see a tree with leaves.

Creştinii au mare noroc că sînt de foarte tineri puşi în gardă împotriva riscului inteligenţei; ei vor şti, toată viaţa, să se ferească de ea. Fericiţi cei săraci cu duhul.

at this point, the analysis of gene expression in the brain isn't prectical because current (and foreseeable)techniques require that we analyze a piece of brain tissue. Most people find that unpleasant.

You can always count on a hero to be punctual." Lord Flame

said "let's send that fuckin' Flowers up there. He hasn't done anything for us lately.""He's off today," somebody said.Davenport said, "So what?

Being unique is what's cool man. Being normal? What's that? That's a setting on a washing machine. Nobody wants to be that.