289 Quotes About Funny-humor

If God was my co-pilot, Yancy once groused to Burton, I'd have the fucking pedal to the metal soon as I left the garage.

Even betting against myself, I could always find a way to lose.

You have to learn which pose works best to enhance your bodies in your lingerie." My blank expression only pissed her off further. "It adds to the seduction process!" Taran sighed when the rest of us exchanged what-the-hell glances."Watch and learn." She folded her arms and leaned over her dresser. Emme jumped when Taran threw out her butt like some sort of weapon.

I may not beleive in God, but I believe in guilt and no one wants to dick around with eternity, even if it isn't there.

The neck in front of her came up. The head swivelled 180 degrees and the horse looked at Kin with bright insectile eyes.'YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND,' it said inside Kin's head.'Hell!''THOSE ARE NOT MEANINGFUL CO-ORDINATES.

Hold on tight, Sam." He puts me in a choke hold. "Ahhh," I gasp. "Not that tight.

An english baron wed to my daughter? I'll die first, I will." Johanna quit rubbing Claire's shoulder and stepped forward."A very rich baron," she blurted out. The laird frowned at Johanna with what she thought was indignation. "Wealth is not an issue here," he muttered. "How rich?" They were married an hour later.

Gabriel cocked his head to the side. “Is that what happened in her last life too? You just accidentallytouched Scarlet enough to set the lifeforce transition into motion? God! How much touching did youdo?”Tristan narrowed his eyes. “What do you want, like a scale of one to ten?

you’ve been all black and white, like Kansas. It’s time to get back to Oz. Enjoy the colors.