48 Quotes About Funny-life

Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material.

I'm more financially successful, but it just means the shopping blunders I make are bigger now.

You'll be richer in the end than a prince, if you're a friend.

I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good.

When in doubt, ignore and be horribly unimpressed

I consider myself a crayon... I may not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.

It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke.

Life's more amusing than we thought.

What fills us is real, sweet, dopey, funny life.