59 Quotes About Funny-marriage

An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know.

Pray for the love which allows you to see the good in your companion. Pray for the love that makes weaknesses and mistakes seem small. Pray for the love to make your companion's joy your own. Pray for the love to want to lessen the load and soften the sorrows of your companion

My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice.

The only marriage I've observed for any length of time is my parents - 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, 'Pop, 35 years - what do you hope for?' He's like, 'I hope you die first.'

I believe our differences are the little pinches of salt that can make the marriage seem more flavorful.

True charity ought to begin in marriage, for it is a relationship that must be rebuilt every day.

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.

According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don't worry, lonely women, you'll be dead soon.